Employee Perks…

2

December 15, 2011 by Kim


From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
Congrats on the meaningless(?) award!!! Lol

 

From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
PARKING SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah
 
WATCH OUT. LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A BADASS HERE
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
I’ve already told Hubs that he can’t ride with me to work during this allotted time
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
That’s probably smart
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
People keep congratulating me…. this is embarrassing!!! Lol
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
Soak it up. You CONTROL them.
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
Lol…. so I just realized, I get this parking space for 2 weeks… I’m only going to be here for the first week because after that I go on vacation… lol    wtf fml
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
I’ll take it the second week
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC
 
Lol… Hubs probably will
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
Why would you take vacation without him?!
 
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
He took his vacation when he went to Mexico for the Baja 1000
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah
 
/: I wanted to go to that so bad
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC
 
Really?
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
I did. Isn’t that the one he invited me to?
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
That’s right… I forgot
 He would probably leave me and never look back for a “real” Mexican taco…
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
I don’t see a problem with that…
 
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
You’re not my friend anymore!!!!!!
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
I haven’t been your friend in years! You don’t tell me anything anymore! Dickie could have got his head stuck in a pickle jar and I NEVER WOULD HAVE KNOWN!
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
How did you hear about the pickle jar?????????
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
I go on the internet every freaking day, Kimberliah. I have seen the pictures.
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
But…. I thought I blocked you?
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah
Never  heard of Google cache
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
…. I even hired a hit man.
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
Well obviously, that didn’t quite work out.
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
Not yet, anyways
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
I already took him out. I saw him coming.
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
Yeah…. like there’s not more than one.  That was the decoy I hired
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
He told me about the others. Just give it up. It’s about a pickle jar. What is the big deal anyways?
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
Ever heard of….. Moonlit Trauma of the Trees?
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
Go on…
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
I can’t
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
You’re bluffing
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
If you don’t understand the pickle jar…. you’re not meant to understand anything
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
I AM the pickle jar…
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC
 
Think OUTSIDE the pickle jar!!!!!
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
Oh…
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
You can’t handle the truth…. and your little dog too!
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
I pity the fool?
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
Nobody puts bologna in the corner!
 
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah
 
I don’t exactly know why, but that was the funniest thing I’ve read in forever…
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
You could make it into a T-Shirt!   I would totally wear it!
 
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah
 
Haha I don’t see how that would work
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
A piece of bologna… slouched over, sitting on a chair, in a corner…. HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THIS!!!!!
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
Because I’d rather put Patrick Swayze’s character from Ghost in the corner
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
Nobody puts Sam in the Corner?  lol
 
We can make a whole “in the corner” series!!!!
 
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
Lol an actual baby. Bieber singing Baby. Babe the pig.
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
A Baby Ruth candy bar….
It has to be a wooden chair though… PROMISE ME IT WILL BE A WOODEN CHAIR!!!!!
 
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
Yes. Either that or a bar stool so you can see them hunched over.
 
From: Kimberliah
To: ATC 
A wooden barstool
 
From: ATC
To: Kimberliah 
VICTORY
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2 thoughts on “Employee Perks…

  1. Whoever that ATC person is…. HILARIOUS.

  2. Krystal says:

    Awww I miss these guys!

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