August 26, 2011 by Kim
Have you ever seen 2 pounds of blueberries?
It is a HELL of a lot of blueberries…
I guess since blueberries weigh next to nothing, this makes sense.
anyway… I always feel that I’ve…. managed to wipe out an entire crop of blueberries, on my own
Thank you, Google.
I’ve noticed that as I get older, entire songs no longer get stuck in my head.
These days it’s usually just one or two lines…
Dude… I’ve totally got string cheese stuck to the top of my mouth…. UGH!!!!
any way… where was I?
Oh, my new one or two liners….
This can be either a blessing or a curse.
About 2 weeks ago, I got the most annoying line from a song EVER caught in my head… I woke up with it stuck on repeat…. continuously heard it throughout the day…. laid in bed at night, still hearing it.
I know you’re all dying to know what sentence it was.. but, in all honesty, I can not remember…. and I refuse to strain myself and risk it re-entering my thoughts….
But, it sucked…. and was annoying…. and made me furrow my eyebrows.
Today’s line actually brings a tiny smile to my face….
Because it’s silly.
and I dig silly.
“I’m running through these hoes like Drano”
I want to find a way to utilize this pairing of words, at some point, during my day-to-day routine….
It’s too bad that I didn’t have any kind of job interview this week…
“So, Kim…. can you tell me why you’re best qualified for this position?”
“Well, to start off, I’ve been a subject matter expert in this field for the last 5 years and I take tremendous pride in the work that I do. I’ve explored the many different facets of our business and I feel that my thorough knowledge of it’s inner workings will be an asset for this new position.
“very good….*scribbles notes* and why should we choose you over the other candidates?”
“No disrespect to my fellow applicants, because haten’ is bad, but… I’m running through these hoes like Drano”
…..I’m pretty sure I’d be a shoo-in at that point
I might even consider voting, next election, if a candidate uses that phrase in their campaign