The Threesome…

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August 24, 2011 by Kim


Believe it or not, my Mom still finds the courage to come over to my house… even after her current mauling by the resident Beast.

We generally lock The Beast away in his crate, to make Mom feel a little more at ease.

Being nice can be boring though, so usually halfway through the visit I try to get him riled up in his cage, while she’s not looking or I’ll walk by and whisper in her ear  “He says he’s not finished with you”

Have to keep the woman on her toes.

Last weekend, as we sat at the dining room table chit-chatting about cremation and collector plates, I noticed her staring above my head… out the window.  Turning to see what had captured her attention, I saw that out little bird’s nest on the patio was jam-packed… with bird.

2 adult birds…. beaks and wings, everywhere.

wtf?

Birds actually make out???

These birds were really going at it… we laughed and moved closer to the window

and then I saw it…

a third head.

as in… 3 birds.

3 birds making out like their lives depended on it…

Corny 70s porn music filled my head as we stared at this oddity.

Somewhere, far away, I heard the word “threesome”

I recognized the voice as my mothers and immediately tried to block the memory of her voice saying that word from my conscience.

I did try to take a picture, however I couldn’t get close enough to the “action”

Mom suggested that I, very quietly, attempt to go outside to get the picture…

I really didn’t want to ruin their moment.

So, I stayed inside, gawking

After a few more moments, we returned to our seats and tried to resume some sort of normal conversation….

Normal, however, is completely over-rated.

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One thought on “The Threesome…

  1. Galit Breen says:

    Dying. This is so, so funny. Well done, well played.

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