They Know Everything…


August 8, 2011 by Kim

Do you ever feel like something or someone is watching you?

You can be sitting there, minding your own damned business…when the hairs on the back of your neck begin to stand up.  Your body is momentarily paralyzed with fear, as the realization that your being watched washes over your senses.  Without even glancing around, you can tell that the attention is most likely unwanted.

I’m sure most females (and plenty of males) can relate to this feeling…and also, what comes next.  Do I look around and risk making some awkward eye-contact with the creeper? Do I ignore my gut feeling and allow this manner-less soul to ogle to their heart’s content? ..maybe it’s just that lady from the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” commercials… and she is in need of assistance?

Choices. Choices.

This morning, at the gas station, I witnessed first-hand the results of “turning the other cheek” one too many times…  I was absently walking towards the cash registers, energy drink in each hand, when something in the gum aisle caught my eye.

My 2 ABSOLUTE favorite flavors of Trident gum, bundled into one “SuperPack”

How did they know, man?

I’m not sure how long the Trident people have been following me and, I’ll admit, I’m kind of grateful that they managed to combine my favorite gums into one solitary purchase… but where am I gonna have to draw the line?   When should I consider it “too far”

I want so badly to be happy about this Mega-Gum… but, I just can’t


7 thoughts on “They Know Everything…

  1. Posky says:

    When I think someone is watching me I usually start watching someone else.

    That usually takes my mind off it.

  2. Genghis Ron says:

    A couple weeks ago, I felt like someone was watching me. I whipped my head around and saw one of the managers standing at the printer, just staring at my computer screen. I was on Facebook. I felt like telling her to quit being so nosy.

    • Kim says:

      Maybe she was wondering why you hadn’t friend requested her yet.

    • Miss Marblemouth says:

      I walked over to my supervisor’s desk yesterday and he was on Facebook. He said, Shhh don’t tell anyone and proceeded to show my pictures of his garden and dog.

  3. The Hook says:

    You’re not going to marry the gum, are you?
    Have you seen those commercials? They’re crazy!

  4. Kim says:

    The gum and I are in a common-law relationship

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