The Beast’s Downward Spiral

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June 30, 2011 by Kim


I’m a tad bit worried about The Beast.

He used to be such a happy Beast.

I think he might be making the transition from Puppy Beast to Adult Dog Beast.

He may or may not be happy about this change o’ life he’s experiencing.

I think he needs counseling.

Growing up is not an easy thing to do… I remember it well.

I’m guessing, in dog years, The Beast is somewhere in his teen years.

He has his rare moments of happiness…. like, when I place a bowl of food in front of him.

Other than that he’s sullen and withdrawn and I swear I’ve caught him rolling his eyes at me a time or two.

and, of course there was the recent attack on Spongebob Squarepants!!!

I was hoping that he was just unleashing some pent-up puppy frustration… but, it seems there has been another senseless mauling.

No, Diego, No!

He spared the victim’s life, this time… But I find it highly doubtful that Diego will ever be able to carry out the active life he had enjoyed so much.

***if you have any information regarding Diego’s missing foot, please contact me, all tips will be kept in the strictest confidence***

 

***NEWSFLASH***

A (3rd?) victim has come forward.  I’m starting to see some chilling similarities. This is no accident, folks… The Beast means business.

 

 

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8 thoughts on “The Beast’s Downward Spiral

  1. Spectra says:

    I literally LAUGHED OUT LOUD when I saw your photo- how succinct your post is… I find myself sniveling with compassion for your dog, and perhaps, a subtle joy, or satisfaction, at his destructive accompishments. But I am not a worthy audience; I have just recently learned to think like a lawyer… Go figure. Funny, satisfying post. Thank You!

  2. Spectra says:

    – glad he only “accompishes” things, and doesn’t “accompLish a thing!

  3. Chas Rairden says:

    Two words …. Dog Whisperer
    There is only one man for this job, Cesar Millan, renowned dog behavior expert.

  4. KristenSays says:

    OK I watch crime shows and it sounds like you may have a serial killer on your hands. or “maimer” at the very least. just sayin’… 😉

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