June 11, 2011 by Kim
Oh, the enlightening things you will find when going through your kid’s cell phone…
and, yes… I go through my kid’s phone. He’s 10 and I’m the one paying the bill
I usually just glance at his text message… for laughs.
But there was nothing new to see this morning.
So, it dawned on me… I haven’t had the internet canceled on his phone yet!
Let’s check the history!!!
Wow… all I can say is I think the dog may need counseling…
Or Old Roy may need an apology
What will happen if a dog eats a marker?
My dog ate a dry erase marker?
What will happen if a dog eats top ramen?
What happens if a dog eats applesauce?
What will my dog do if he ate a cheerio?
What HAPPENS IF A DOG EATS A CRAYON
*that one must have been super urgent, I’m guess from the CAPS LOC abuse*
A YouTube search for “Chihuahua eats top ramen”
….and the most disturbing of all…
How long should it take for my dogs tranquilizers to wear off?
Now I really suspect that Ant could NOT have written that last one….simply because there is no way he would have spelled “traquilizers” correctly.
Shoot, I don’t think ANY of my kids would have spelled it right.
I honestly don’t know whether to laugh or stick my fingers down Slater’s throat
I’m just going to hope they were all hypothetical questions…