Let’s get this party started…

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April 8, 2011 by Kim


I’ve never been good at first impressions.  I’ve always been painfully shy and extremely socially awkward. 

I mean, come on…this is ON-LINE and I can’t even figure out how to get this rolling.

I’m not one of those people who can come on-line and create themselves into some kind of elaborate character.

Nope… what you read is what you get.

This feels extremely forced and for that, I apologize.

Want my stats… I’ve got stats

Here’s the ins and out of me…

Enjoy…

I am a 33 year old wife and the mother to 3 boys.

I work full time… tried the SAHM thing for a while and realized that it wasn’t working for me.

Quirks and weirdnesses?  Oh!  I’ve got quirks and weirdnesses…

When grocery shopping… placing the food into the cart becomes a game of Tetris to me…. *this drives the husband INSANE… one time out of pure frusteration, he ran the semi-loaded cart to the end of the aisle and jerked to a stop, toppling all of my carefully placed food.

when at the mall, I can’t …seriously CAN NOT cut across the walkway to get to a store…. an entire lap must be made around the mall to enter.   and it’s always counter-clockways.  no exceptions.

I have an imagination that is going to be the death of me someday… 

as a child I was scared of everything

EVERYTHING

aliens, monsters, the dark, scary movies, spiders, and bald eagles crashing thru my bedroom window while I was sleeping…

I used to have a specialized set-up for the 20 pillows on my daybed that I was sure would deter any evilness that was hiding under my bed.

and I’m still around so it must have worked… 😉

So, anywho… I’m sure there will be plenty of time for a formal meet and greet in coming entries…

Just wanted to get the whole awkward

“Hi, my name’s Kim”

part out of the way!

Pleased to meet ya!  😉 

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One thought on “Let’s get this party started…

  1. Charles says:

    your weird but i enjoy reading ur stories

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